Roast My Ex
Turn your breakup into comedy gold with AI-powered roasts
⚠️ Therapeutic Humor Only
Our roasts are designed for private laughs and moving on with humor. We encourage healing through laughter, not public shaming. Keep it classy, keep it private!
Choose Your Revenge Style
💔 The Savage Destroyer
For when you need maximum emotional catharsis. These roasts are certified savage and guaranteed to make you feel better about the breakup.
Intensity: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😂 The Therapy Session
Healing through humor. These roasts help you see why the breakup was actually a blessing in disguise.
Intensity: 🔥🔥🔥🤝 The Friendly Ex
For exes who stayed friends. Playful teasing without the emotional damage. Keep it light and fun!
Intensity: 🔥🔥📝 The Poetic Justice
Shakespeare meets savagery. Eloquent burns that would make the Bard proud. Revenge, but make it art.
Intensity: 🔥🔥🔥🔥Example Ex Roasts
"Their Instagram aesthetic is 'I peaked in high school' meets 'still trying to make fetch happen.' Every post screams 'my ex upgraded' louder than their Spotify Wrapped."
"Looking at their feed is like watching a masterclass in 'How to Be Basic 101.' Thank you for helping me realize I deserve someone whose personality isn't copy-pasted from Pinterest quotes."
"Their Instagram journey from 'us' to 'just me' is giving main character energy... if the main character was an NPC in everyone else's story."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, their feed says 'living my best life' but their DMs say 'I miss you.'"
Why Roasting Your Ex Helps
Laughter Heals
Science proves laughter reduces stress and helps emotional recovery
Empowerment
Take back your power by finding humor in the situation
Closure
Sometimes a good roast is all you need to finally move on
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