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"You have the personality of a protein shake and the depth of a gym mirror. Your entire identity can be summed up in three words: Lift, Post, Repeat."
"Calling yourself an influencer with 2K followers is like calling yourself a chef because you can make cereal. You influence nothing except your mom's data plan."
"You take more photos of food than a health inspector. The only difference is the health inspector has a purpose and gets paid."
"This selfie has more filters than a water treatment plant and still couldn't clean up this mess."
"47 selfies to get this one and it still looks like you're being held hostage by your own face."
"Your camera roll is 98% rejected selfies and 2% this, which should also be rejected."
"Even your phone's AI is tired of looking at you. It keeps suggesting landscape mode."
"You go to the gym more for the WiFi than the workout. Your muscles are as fake as your commitment."
"The only thing you're lifting is your phone for selfies. The weights are just expensive props."
"Your gym membership is the most expensive photography studio subscription ever."
"You have the body of someone who counts walking to the gym as cardio."
"You two are proof that loneliness makes people do desperate things."
"This relationship has more red flags than a communist parade."
"You're each other's participation trophy in the game of love."
"Together you make a perfect 10. A 3 and a 7, but still a 10."
"Your travel posts scream 'daddy's credit card' louder than a spoiled kid at Toys R Us."
"You travel the world but still have the cultural awareness of a tourist menu."
"The only journey you need is one of self-discovery, but you keep booking flights instead."
"You collect passport stamps like they're personality traits. Spoiler: they're not."
Start positive, end devastating:
Just pure honesty:
Compare to something worse:
Point out the obvious:
Wait for the perfect moment. Right after they post something they're proud of. Maximum devastation requires perfect timing.
The most savage roasts are concise. Don't write paragraphs - a single sentence can destroy more effectively than an essay.
Deliver it like you're stating a fact, not trying to roast. The casual delivery makes it 10x more savage.
The most savage roasts are the ones that are undeniably true. If they can't argue with it, they're truly destroyed.
A truly savage roast doesn't need 😂 or 💀. The words alone should carry the brutality. Let others add the reactions.
One perfect roast is better than five mediocre ones. Drop the bomb and walk away. Don't dilute the impact.
Remember: With great roasting power comes great responsibility.
If someone gets genuinely upset, apologize. A good roaster knows the difference between a burn and actual damage.
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