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@wannabemodelBrutality: 10/10

"Your bio says 'model' but your face says 'before picture'. The only runway you belong on is at the airport, and that's just to leave."

💀 Casualties: Self-esteem
@gymbro247Brutality: 9.5/10

"You have the personality of a protein shake and the depth of a gym mirror. Your entire identity can be summed up in three words: Lift, Post, Repeat."

💀 Casualties: Ego gains
@influencerBrutality: 10/10

"Calling yourself an influencer with 2K followers is like calling yourself a chef because you can make cereal. You influence nothing except your mom's data plan."

💀 Casualties: Career aspirations
@foodieBrutality: 9/10

"You take more photos of food than a health inspector. The only difference is the health inspector has a purpose and gets paid."

💀 Casualties: Foodie credibility

Savage Roasts by Category

📸 Savage Selfie Roasts

"This selfie has more filters than a water treatment plant and still couldn't clean up this mess."

"47 selfies to get this one and it still looks like you're being held hostage by your own face."

"Your camera roll is 98% rejected selfies and 2% this, which should also be rejected."

"Even your phone's AI is tired of looking at you. It keeps suggesting landscape mode."

💪 Savage Gym Roasts

"You go to the gym more for the WiFi than the workout. Your muscles are as fake as your commitment."

"The only thing you're lifting is your phone for selfies. The weights are just expensive props."

"Your gym membership is the most expensive photography studio subscription ever."

"You have the body of someone who counts walking to the gym as cardio."

💑 Savage Couple Roasts

"You two are proof that loneliness makes people do desperate things."

"This relationship has more red flags than a communist parade."

"You're each other's participation trophy in the game of love."

"Together you make a perfect 10. A 3 and a 7, but still a 10."

✈️ Savage Travel Roasts

"Your travel posts scream 'daddy's credit card' louder than a spoiled kid at Toys R Us."

"You travel the world but still have the cultural awareness of a tourist menu."

"The only journey you need is one of self-discovery, but you keep booking flights instead."

"You collect passport stamps like they're personality traits. Spoiler: they're not."

The Anatomy of a Savage Roast

The False Compliment

Start positive, end devastating:

  • • "You're pretty... pretty delusional"
  • • "Nice photo... of whoever that's supposed to be"
  • • "You look great... from really, really far away"
  • • "Impressive... how confident you are posting this"

The Brutal Truth

Just pure honesty:

  • • "Your personality is a solid 404 error"
  • • "You peaked at birth announcement"
  • • "Even your shadow leaves when it gets dark"
  • • "You're the human equivalent of a participation trophy"

The Comparison

Compare to something worse:

  • • "Like a dollar store version of a person"
  • • "Great Value brand human"
  • • "Wish.com celebrity lookalike"
  • • "Kirkland Signature personality"

The Observation

Point out the obvious:

  • • "This is why people invented the block button"
  • • "Your feed is where creativity goes to die"
  • • "This post is giving unseasoned chicken energy"
  • • "Main character syndrome with NPC energy"

💀 Nuclear-Level One-Liner Roasts

"You're the reason they put instructions on shampoo bottles."
"If you were a spice, you'd be flour."
"You're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
"Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory."
"You bring everyone so much joy... when you leave the room."
"I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong."
"You're not stupid; you just have bad luck thinking."
"Somewhere out there, a tree is working hard to replace the oxygen you waste."

How to Deliver a Savage Roast

1. Timing is Everything

Wait for the perfect moment. Right after they post something they're proud of. Maximum devastation requires perfect timing.

2. Keep It Short

The most savage roasts are concise. Don't write paragraphs - a single sentence can destroy more effectively than an essay.

3. Act Casual

Deliver it like you're stating a fact, not trying to roast. The casual delivery makes it 10x more savage.

4. Hit the Truth

The most savage roasts are the ones that are undeniably true. If they can't argue with it, they're truly destroyed.

5. No Emoji Needed

A truly savage roast doesn't need 😂 or 💀. The words alone should carry the brutality. Let others add the reactions.

6. Know When to Stop

One perfect roast is better than five mediocre ones. Drop the bomb and walk away. Don't dilute the impact.

⚠️ Savage Roast Guidelines

Remember: With great roasting power comes great responsibility.

  • • Only roast people who can handle it
  • • Never attack real insecurities or trauma
  • • Keep it funny, not genuinely hurtful
  • • Know when someone's had enough
  • • Be ready to get roasted back

If someone gets genuinely upset, apologize. A good roaster knows the difference between a burn and actual damage.

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