Bestie, This Ain't Your Millennial's Roast Generator
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Generate Gen Z Roast (It's Giving Comedy) βinstant roasts β’ zero signup β’ chronically online energy
"Not the beige aesthetic giving unseasoned chicken energy π Bestie really said 'minimalism' and meant 'I have the personality of a CVS receipt.' The way you're trying to be mysterious but it's giving NPC in the background fr fr"
"The gym is your whole personality and it shows bestie π Giving 'I count macros at parties' energy. No cap, your pre-workout has more personality than your entire feed"
"It's giving 'my mom still does my laundry' vibes no cap π The delulu is the solulu but bestie you took it too far. Living rent free in nobody's head fr"
"Tell me you have generational wealth without telling me bestie π€‘ The trust fund is showing. It's giving 'gap year' but make it permanent. We get it, you went to Europe once"
We were raised by the internet. Our roasts reference TikTok trends, Twitter discourse, and memes that change every 3 days. It's giving "touch grass" but we refuse.
We'll roast your attachment style, call out your trauma responses, and diagnose your narcissistic tendencies - all while being emotionally unavailable ourselves.
We know we're broke, depressed, and addicted to our phones. We roast others while simultaneously roasting ourselves. It's called balance, bestie.
Everything is ironic. We say "slay" unironically while being ironic. We're post-post-ironic. The sincerity is the irony. Or is it?
A single π can destroy someone. The π€‘ emoji is a full argument. We communicate in hieroglyphics and it's more effective than words.
We all share the same 5 brain cells and TikTok FYP. Our roasts reference niche internet moments that somehow everyone understands.
Situation | Millennial Roast π΄ | Gen Z Roast π₯ |
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Bad Outfit | "Did you get dressed in the dark?" | "The fit is not fitting bestie π" |
Trying Too Hard | "Someone's thirsty" | "It's giving pick-me energy fr" |
Basic Photo | "How original..." | "NPC behavior no cap" |
Cringe Post | "Delete this" | "This ain't it chief, respectfully" |
Old Trend | "So 2019" | "The cheugy is showing bestie" |
References memes from 3 hours ago. Understands the TikTok algorithm better than you.
Every roast serves. No flops. It's giving comedy excellence.
Chaotic good vibes. Will roast with love but make it devastating.
Every roast makes you the protagonist of your own roast story.
Roasts others while acknowledging we're all clowns here.
Touch grass? Never heard of her. We live on the internet.
Pick someone with a public Instagram. Preferably someone who can handle the heat. We roast with love but it still burns fr.
Just type the username. No @ symbol needed. The AI will stalkβ I mean, analyze their profile for maximum roast potential.
Choose the Gen Z style for maximum chaos. Other styles are for millennials and their skinny jeans. We don't do that here.
In 2-3 seconds, receive a roast that will live rent-free in their head. Screenshot for the group chat. It's giving viral potential.
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