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📸 Funny Comments for Selfies

Friendly Roasts

  • "This pic just crashed Instagram's servers 🔥"
  • "Excuse me, this level of beauty should be illegal"
  • "I showed this to my plants and now they're growing faster"
  • "NASA called, they can see your glow from space"
  • "This energy could power a small city"
  • "Main character energy detected 📈"
  • "The algorithm is shaking"
  • "Serving looks and destroying lives"

Savage Mode

  • "Which filter is carrying this team?"
  • "Your camera roll: 📸📸📸📸📸 This one: 📸"
  • "The 47 rejected selfies are crying rn"
  • "This angle doing more work than you at the gym"
  • "Even FaceTune said 'good luck'"
  • "Your confidence is writing checks your pixels can't cash"
  • "This pic has more layers than an onion"
  • "The lighting is doing charity work here"

💡 Pro Tip: Match the energy of your relationship. Save savage comments for close friends who appreciate the humor!

🍕 Funny Comments for Food Posts

  • "This meal looks better than my entire future"
  • "My mouth just filed a lawsuit against my eyes"
  • "This is food porn and I'm calling the cops"
  • "I can feel my abs disappearing just looking at this"
  • "Relationship status: In love with this plate"
  • "This meal has more layers than my personality"
  • "BRB, licking my screen"
  • "My diet looked at this and packed its bags"
  • "This is why I have trust issues with salad"
  • "Reported for making me hungry at 2am"
  • "This food has better lighting than my selfies"
  • "Gordon Ramsay found dead in a ditch"
  • "My instant noodles are filing for divorce"
  • "This meal could solve world peace"
  • "Calories don't count if I'm just looking, right?"
  • "This is giving main course energy"

💪 Funny Comments for Gym Posts

Supportive Humor

  • "Meanwhile I got winded opening this app"
  • "This is why I keep you around - motivation from my couch"
  • "Your gym membership is getting its money's worth"
  • "Muscles loading... 99% complete"
  • "Weird flex but okay (literally)"
  • "The gym's favorite child"
  • "Making the rest of us look like potatoes"
  • "This is your sign to skip leg day"

Playful Roasts

  • "The gym bathroom mirror's favorite customer"
  • "How many gym selfies until you get abs?"
  • "Your personality needs this workout too"
  • "Plot twist: This is the parking lot"
  • "Same gym outfit since 2019, respect"
  • "The weights are just props at this point"
  • "January 1st energy in December"
  • "This is the 'before' picture, right?"

✈️ Funny Comments for Travel Photos

  • "My bank account is crying looking at this"
  • "Meanwhile I'm traveling from my bed to the fridge"
  • "This view is almost as good as my screensaver"
  • "Weird way to make us all jealous but okay"
  • "My passport is gathering dust rn"
  • "Living everyone else's dream casually"
  • "Google Earth found shaking"
  • "The travel blogger energy is strong"
  • "Your credit card company loves you"
  • "This is why I follow you (for free trips)"
  • "National Geographic wants their photo back"
  • "Making my backyard look bad"
  • "Wanderlust or trust fund?"
  • "My vacation is scrolling through yours"
  • "Plot twist: This is just good Photoshop"
  • "Living that Windows wallpaper life"

💑 Funny Comments for Couple Posts

Sweet & Funny

  • "This is disgusting. More please"
  • "My future therapist will hear about this"
  • "Get a room (and invite us, we're bored)"
  • "This level of cute should require a permit"
  • "Y'all hiring a third wheel?"
  • "Couple goals or my emotional damage?"
  • "Netflix and chill evolved into this"
  • "The algorithm said 'make them feel single'"

Playful Teasing

  • "Which one of you lost a bet?"
  • "Hostage situation or relationship?"
  • "Someone check if they're blinking SOS"
  • "This is why I have trust issues"
  • "Happy 3-month anniversary again"
  • "Who forced who into this photo?"
  • "The Notebook called, they want their scene back"
  • "PDA police have been notified"

🐕 Funny Comments for Pet Pictures

  • "This is the only influencer I trust"
  • "Better dressed than me honestly"
  • "Tell them I would die for them"
  • "This good boy/girl is carrying your whole account"
  • "The real star of this profile"
  • "I'm only here for the pet content"
  • "CEO of being adorable"
  • "This energy cured my depression"
  • "Reporting for excessive cuteness"
  • "Can they run for president?"
  • "Better hair day than me"
  • "Living their best life while we suffer"
  • "The only valid content on this app"
  • "Protect at all costs"
  • "This is why the internet was invented"
  • "Main character and we're all NPCs"

👗 Funny Comments for Fashion/OOTD Posts

  • "Fashion Nova shaking in their boots"
  • "This outfit costs more than my rent"
  • "Meanwhile I'm in the same hoodie for day 4"
  • "The mannequin wants its job back"
  • "Serving looks and bankruptcy"
  • "This fit goes harder than my finals"
  • "Dressed like you own the place (do you?)"
  • "The mirror's favorite customer"
  • "This is why I follow fashion week from bed"
  • "Even the clothes look confident"
  • "My sweatpants are offended"
  • "This outfit has more personality than me"
  • "Vogue editors found unemployed"
  • "The drip is drowning us"
  • "Outfit repeating could never"
  • "This is giving main character in a rom-com"

Quick Comment Formulas That Always Work

The Exaggeration

Take something small and blow it up:

  • • "This [thing] could solve world hunger"
  • • "NASA called about [observation]"
  • • "[Subject] found dead in a ditch"
  • • "The UN wants to discuss this [thing]"

The Comparison

Compare to something unexpected:

  • • "This has more [X] than [Y]"
  • • "Looking like a [random thing]"
  • • "[Thing] wants their [thing] back"
  • • "This is giving [vibe] energy"

The Self-Deprecation

Make it about your reaction:

  • • "Meanwhile I'm [doing less impressive thing]"
  • • "This is why I [self-roast]"
  • • "My [thing] could never"
  • • "And I'm over here [struggling]"

The Pop Culture

Reference current trends:

  • • "[Celebrity] is shaking"
  • • "This is giving [TV show] vibes"
  • • "[Movie quote] but make it fashion"
  • • "Tell me you're [X] without telling me"

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